my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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