He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
