I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
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I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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