Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
