How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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