Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
