He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
