summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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