Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
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I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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