how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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