physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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