Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
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we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
you win again, gameday.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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