Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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