That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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