Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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