IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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