Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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