Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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