just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Blood and glitter go together right?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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