How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Randomize
