is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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