Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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