...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
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believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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