420 ftw
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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