Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
