I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Quick, to the slutcave!
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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