i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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