bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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