Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
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Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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