these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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