You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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