Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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