I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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