Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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