You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
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Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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