i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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