All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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