Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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