found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Someone came in the potted fern
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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