To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Come share oat with me in your robe
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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