we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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