hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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