just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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