Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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