So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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