Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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