I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
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my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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