you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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