Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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