someone get that fucking seahorse.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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