I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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