i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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