i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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