We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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