idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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