Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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