she was so not down for the gang bang
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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